Ground control? Mike here. I’ve lost most forms of communication with the outside world. My tether is broke, and I’m falling slowly into the dark abyss of space. Good news is that I’m in better shape than your standard cosmonaut.
Ground control, I was able to recover something called a tumblr account. They said I’d be able to upload pictures, share stories, and post immature links.
Ground control, I’m also being told that tumblr is hip and it’s the cool thing to do. Again, it’s hard to distinguish this opinion from peer pressure, or lack of available mediums in space.
Ground control - this is Michael, checking out.
aw shucks. it’s my very first tumblr post from all the way back in may of 2010. how cute.